
If that doesn't work then I will settle for a slushpuppy. swampflavour please.

If that doesn't work then I will settle for a blue beanie.

If that doesn't work then I will settle for this creepy guy.

If that doesn't work then I will settle for the felt hat.
As you can see, I just successfully pulled off a Zach Galifianakus. Who? This guy:

I'd like to also point out that yesterday, at our dear friend Phil's birthday at the Gas Lamp, Madison got hit on by a MORE HAGGARD, MORE OLD, CREEPIER version of ZACH G. GROSS. She should really slut it up less at the club, is all i'm sayin.
If that doesn't work then I will settle for Best Wingman ever,
xo Kimberley