Saturday, June 27, 2009

beat it more than once, in honour of mj!



So it's weird living right by the UCLA medical center. I was on the shuttle back home when the bus driver stopped as a small crowd and crew of reporters crowded the new Reagan medical center.

"MJ is in the hospital due to cardiac arrest" said Driver Bill. Our doctor friends tell us he was probably gone by around 12 but that they kept him on the shockers til 3...(usually it is useless after about an hr and a half). It's sad to see such a huge american idol leave us.

My favourite memories will always be Mickey Jee as the scarecrow in The Wiz (musical version of wizard of oz)...along with my black keyboard i received as a kid that came with the Autosong "Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go" and a music book with THIS picture on the cover: (see above)

...CLASSIC JACK

To focus on a slightly brighter (though still bitter-sweet) side, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, who has always been a hottie since his 3rd Rock from the Sun days is Still Awesome. According to non-reliable sources (aka wikipedia) he is Jewish and 28. In Da Punch terms, he's Quite Desirable (QD!).

"500 days of Summer" is a ridiculously true-to-life journey of changing jobs (following your passions) and falling for someone-liking them more than they will ever like you.

It's painful to watch due to the real-factor. The entire character of Tom goes through the slow meet, the crush, the set-up of knowing what he's getting into, the falling, and the crash. I wanted to cry in a slightly heart-pang-y way (as in the movie "UP") but my shoulder-buddy was not around so I managed to keep cool. My strings are still sore from being pulled, and relating to this movie is like going through those feelings all over again. Worth it, but sucky. Swurtky.

It's almost 2 am. Watch it, you won't regret it. And men, Zooey Deschanel is in it. And she looks the same, live, so...

Sunday, June 7, 2009

HOLD ON TO YOUR GLOCKS!



Is that a chinchilla ...IN A BOWL?! (baby!) Tiny critter found covered in baking flour, scrambling the sides of a tupperware container while winking seductively.

...This is the perfect lede into our post of the morn! Many of our followers and secret stalkers (it's okay, we still love you) have been telling us that they really enjoy our twittering and that they think they can tell which one of is posting/when. Well well well, so you think you have us all figured out Do Ya?!

I guess you'll never Really Know ....but since we are very on and off about who posts next ('pick of the hat' MacGyver style (macgruber we've only got 4 minutes!)) here's a little hint.

These 2 sample tweets were by Kimberley:

The Room tonaahght. TONYBONES. MARKARK. SHANEMANE. RIGGSBIGS. and more. "hi doggie"

just arrived in da city of sins. kims bday tomoz

These posts, by Madison:

had a daydream about a lot of poodles. so chill. (true story.)

GIRL TALK last night. Dancing on the stage. TONIGHT - Maddie dancing at 7 in AGB for FAST Fashion Show. hayy
(in case this is confusing, i was dancing on stage with girl talk. just fyi. jealous or whateva?)

abuse that as you may.

We are outskies,
Kimberley and Madison (the two compadres of Chinchilla Dome (ehh word choice kim?) Land)

...From the author of "if you give a pig a pancake, if you give a mouse a cookie, if you give a moose a muffin" comes "if you give a chinchilla a bowl of flour..." dun-dun duhhhhn!!

Friday, May 22, 2009

SPOCK



Monday, April 27, 2009

it's a pig's world



but seriously... you can blame McMadison for not updating the blog. s'Technically her 'turn' to write, but I will pick up her slack (as usual). In The News... please stay away from these swine! They may seem harmless & mildly "slow-loris"-like cute but gorsh durn they're like the mafia of farm animals and will do you in like they did in some mexicans and migrant workers (La eMe-style).

pff! PIG-disease...it's probably from all of that coffee they've been chugging down. Really now, Who gives a pig a cup o'joe? ...GILLY?!!

Pondering in the Wake of a Soon-to-Be Epidemic*,
*referring to the gilly+pig + coffee, not the already pandemic pig disease. (adendum 4/28)

Kimberley, M.D.

Sunday, April 12, 2009

happy easter all!

be lazy, like us. forget about egg hunting, dying, indulge in some sugary treats and sleep in ALL DAY LONG.
Peeps




and kill some time learning how to make life juss a lil' bit prettier.

-The Easter Bunny

Friday, April 3, 2009

goodbye facebook, hello newest internet obsession

one word. new obsession. what is it? Simon Rich. who's that? 24, writes for SNL, Harvard graduate, two published novels. what does this mean to you? MADDIE IS THE CREEPIEST STALKER PERSON YOU KNOW AND YOU SHOULD CHANGE YOUR FACEBOOK PRIVACY SETTINGS NOW creepy but convenient. now let's crank out our novels and get them to puffin books asap!

Simon writes for the NEW YORKER, hilarity ensues. my new best friend. sorry madz

second obsession. Jakeandamir.com. supa-dupa. my head and my heart!

Video ho's killed the radio star

-check yo'self befoa you wreck yo'self, checked but still wrecked :(

Mad-cube. so chill or wateva. surrounded by Roflcopters (xo kim)

Monday, March 30, 2009

Fan update


You would only know this if you religiously follow our recent twitter- kimandmadz- which i know you do... anyhoo, i wrote that we just rock paper scissored to see who would take a shower first (best 2 outta 3 for those as curious as mr. button) and i said that i'd lost.

it was a close battle but after 4 repeats of the same pattern (scissors, paper, rock, paper, scissors), alas poor yorick- my little rock fist was beaten by the Hammer of Grabthar (aka Maddie's sly paper hand)

This game never really made sense to me. a rock cannot be beaten by paper. pff..anyway she's out now so i'm gonna get sudsy (like this guy!)

I'M OUTRO!
-Kimber of the Buttercup fields and Sparkly Castles