Gratuitous image of brits. Rpatz and EdWestwick. (SWEET PRINCES, I WILL TAKE RPATZ, YOU CAN HAVE ED, then we'll trade off every other week only to be fair)
Tuesday, November 25, 2008
Sunday, November 16, 2008
High School Musical 3 - in a nutshell
Kim and I just saw High School Musical 3 (we were the ONLY people in the theater) this is really the best way to watch a film ... and this about sums up the movie in a paragraph or so....
Close up on Zach efrons sweaty face. recycled basketball dance moves from the first movie! but so much more...zach and vanessa in a treehouse the nicest treehouse i've ever seen...with a roof that opens automatically WTF?!!, will they seal the deal? no! seal the deal! were in highschool! virgins! we're in a play...about highschool! lame! blah college, so much angst! we're in highschool! zach and vanessa dance in a garden - on the roof - vanessa CANT dance! did you SEE that attitude? so badly bent...ahh Prom, cuz we're in highschool! typical. Sharpae has TWO lockers and a GAY brothers but there's weird sexual tension! he acts straighter in this one however..ahhh incest and homosexuality! Corbin-Blue looks alot like a certain someone from UCLA! Im not naming names! i will! Ryan Harris?! More singing - about highschool! so much drama - about college! Zach climbs a tree, vanessae has a weird dream sequence about moving and all her picture frames disappear - then she goes to college!? WTF!? Zach and Corbin dance in a junkyard - horay for homoerotic undertones! it's not gay if it's about cars! Zach gets hella emo -goes to his highschool at night to dance? AT HIS HIGHSCHOOL (illegal) and WEARING ALL BLACK (typical emo hoodie and such. convenient use of lightning and thunder in the background. perfectly straightened hair) more gratuitous shirtess zach efron! Sharpae doesn't do anything! That weird piano girl hits on ZAch efron! get some! obvi she has a right to steal him if vanessa's character goes to stanford. even with a smaller distance, it will never work. Zach drives to stanford and climbs another tree! and jumps out of it!The skater boi dresses like a pimp and sings with sharpae! loved him. Zach and VAnessa get to the show just in time and repeat the same song - AGAIN! take my hand...i or something. Highschool! Everyone's happy and Zach goes to UC Berkeley? would he really get in? i don't even know if they have a basketball team. or a good drama program. he's a TOOL!The ENd....o and then the cast stares into the camera for an eerily long amount of time. BEST PART OF THE MOVIE
MADISON
kim - it's 2 am and i am commenting.
Close up on Zach efrons sweaty face. recycled basketball dance moves from the first movie! but so much more...zach and vanessa in a treehouse the nicest treehouse i've ever seen...with a roof that opens automatically WTF?!!, will they seal the deal? no! seal the deal! were in highschool! virgins! we're in a play...about highschool! lame! blah college, so much angst! we're in highschool! zach and vanessa dance in a garden - on the roof - vanessa CANT dance! did you SEE that attitude? so badly bent...ahh Prom, cuz we're in highschool! typical. Sharpae has TWO lockers and a GAY brothers but there's weird sexual tension! he acts straighter in this one however..ahhh incest and homosexuality! Corbin-Blue looks alot like a certain someone from UCLA! Im not naming names! i will! Ryan Harris?! More singing - about highschool! so much drama - about college! Zach climbs a tree, vanessae has a weird dream sequence about moving and all her picture frames disappear - then she goes to college!? WTF!? Zach and Corbin dance in a junkyard - horay for homoerotic undertones! it's not gay if it's about cars! Zach gets hella emo -goes to his highschool at night to dance? AT HIS HIGHSCHOOL (illegal) and WEARING ALL BLACK (typical emo hoodie and such. convenient use of lightning and thunder in the background. perfectly straightened hair) more gratuitous shirtess zach efron! Sharpae doesn't do anything! That weird piano girl hits on ZAch efron! get some! obvi she has a right to steal him if vanessa's character goes to stanford. even with a smaller distance, it will never work. Zach drives to stanford and climbs another tree! and jumps out of it!The skater boi dresses like a pimp and sings with sharpae! loved him. Zach and VAnessa get to the show just in time and repeat the same song - AGAIN! take my hand...i or something. Highschool! Everyone's happy and Zach goes to UC Berkeley? would he really get in? i don't even know if they have a basketball team. or a good drama program. he's a TOOL!The ENd....o and then the cast stares into the camera for an eerily long amount of time. BEST PART OF THE MOVIE
MADISON
kim - it's 2 am and i am commenting.
Friday, November 14, 2008
replacements!
SNL's newest cast members:
michaela watkins (yayeh) from groundlings and abby elliot (...) (I, madison, and absolutely furious about this new hire. She's not funny!!!) from ucb.
i'm excited about watkins (yah, she's pretty much genius...maybe a new Tina Fey!!?).
madison and I agree, however, that abby is a weaker choice than expected. perhaps this seems too harsh. i revoke the "weaker" and will say, rather "interesting".
Sure she may look good on camera and may be able to do a fairly good angelina jolie, kirsten dunst, and drew barrymore impression but other than that... ;-/ ... : - ... 8 - ( ... :'[ ... emo-emoticon pressure is ON.
in other news, madtv will be canceled. R.I.P. (luckily we saw one of the last episodes ever LIVE)
in further news, i can't wait to see "BOLT", the dog movie. I hope it's better than "Bevery Hills Chihuahua" though I'm sure it won't come close to "Firehouse Dog"!!
fondly,
-kimberley
(and...madison (i cant stand abby elliot) vanderberg)
no hard feelings.
michaela watkins (yayeh) from groundlings and abby elliot (...) (I, madison, and absolutely furious about this new hire. She's not funny!!!) from ucb.
i'm excited about watkins (yah, she's pretty much genius...maybe a new Tina Fey!!?).
madison and I agree, however, that abby is a weaker choice than expected. perhaps this seems too harsh. i revoke the "weaker" and will say, rather "interesting".
Sure she may look good on camera and may be able to do a fairly good angelina jolie, kirsten dunst, and drew barrymore impression but other than that... ;-/ ... : - ... 8 - ( ... :'[ ... emo-emoticon pressure is ON.
in other news, madtv will be canceled. R.I.P. (luckily we saw one of the last episodes ever LIVE)
in further news, i can't wait to see "BOLT", the dog movie. I hope it's better than "Bevery Hills Chihuahua" though I'm sure it won't come close to "Firehouse Dog"!!
fondly,
-kimberley
(and...madison (i cant stand abby elliot) vanderberg)
no hard feelings.
Tuesday, November 4, 2008
movie ideas?
Sooo I'm one of those people that always go "omg, I have this idea for a movie...blah blah blah," then I write one sentence about it in my moleskine (i'm partial to the whole you-need-a-moleskine to be artsy and-or successful mentality). One of these days I'm actually going to write these movies, but untill then...I will blog about it and revel in my creative nothingness.
one-two line synopses for random ass movies...(spoiler alert: These are VERY cheesy and not to be taken seriously) (aka you take them seriously, but if we don't like them, at least you can say "i told you so")
1. A reclusive and loner girl decides to audition for the traveling circus when she becomes smitten with the lion tamer. (story of my life?)
2. An highschool virgin decides to sell his V-card on Ebay. In his quest to de-flower himself and pursue potential bidders, he is stalked by tranny, is almost assaulted by a department store santa, and reluctantly falls in love with a strange girl. (let's film this one!)
3. Jamie stalks crime scenes so that she can be relocated as a member of the witness protection program. As this neurotic and unstable girl changes cities monthly she completely changes her identity each time too. How long before something (or someone) causes her to stay in one place for good?
4. In the Sci-fi thriller, Meredith's husband died months after their wedding. She decides to clone him and carry the pregnancy. She raises her "husband" as her son but soon falls in love with him again and tries to deal with the taboo and oedipal nature of this relationship.
5. Two chronically single best friends make a bet with one another for who can find a boyfriend first. But the catch is, they can ONLY use online dating services. (ahahah worst movie ever!) (don't lie, you love this idea)
6. Jenny is 35 and has never moved out of her parents home. She is seriously socially demented, afraid of people, and has never had a job but she lusts after the strapping young UPS worker that comes by her house. Because of her newfound "crush" on Lenny the UPS guy, Jenny is determined to move out and get Lenny to fall in love with her. (oh Lenny! Is this the Lenny you've been talking about Madison?)
7. In this screwball dark comedy, 5 best friends from Highschool go on a roadtrip together after graduation. Everything seems like your typical indie film about a roadtrip until one of the friends goes bat-shit-insane and starts killing everyone off.
7. A super lame girl named Maddie needs to finish her Comm paper by tommorow while resisting the urge to blog.
That's All Folks!
(Idea 4 and 7 have unfortunately already been made. Keep it up, you have a bright future ahead of you George!)
Madison Vanderberg (Commentary provided by your Friendly Neighbourhood Kimberley)
one-two line synopses for random ass movies...(spoiler alert: These are VERY cheesy and not to be taken seriously) (aka you take them seriously, but if we don't like them, at least you can say "i told you so")
1. A reclusive and loner girl decides to audition for the traveling circus when she becomes smitten with the lion tamer. (story of my life?)
2. An highschool virgin decides to sell his V-card on Ebay. In his quest to de-flower himself and pursue potential bidders, he is stalked by tranny, is almost assaulted by a department store santa, and reluctantly falls in love with a strange girl. (let's film this one!)
3. Jamie stalks crime scenes so that she can be relocated as a member of the witness protection program. As this neurotic and unstable girl changes cities monthly she completely changes her identity each time too. How long before something (or someone) causes her to stay in one place for good?
4. In the Sci-fi thriller, Meredith's husband died months after their wedding. She decides to clone him and carry the pregnancy. She raises her "husband" as her son but soon falls in love with him again and tries to deal with the taboo and oedipal nature of this relationship.
5. Two chronically single best friends make a bet with one another for who can find a boyfriend first. But the catch is, they can ONLY use online dating services. (ahahah worst movie ever!) (don't lie, you love this idea)
6. Jenny is 35 and has never moved out of her parents home. She is seriously socially demented, afraid of people, and has never had a job but she lusts after the strapping young UPS worker that comes by her house. Because of her newfound "crush" on Lenny the UPS guy, Jenny is determined to move out and get Lenny to fall in love with her. (oh Lenny! Is this the Lenny you've been talking about Madison?)
7. In this screwball dark comedy, 5 best friends from Highschool go on a roadtrip together after graduation. Everything seems like your typical indie film about a roadtrip until one of the friends goes bat-shit-insane and starts killing everyone off.
7. A super lame girl named Maddie needs to finish her Comm paper by tommorow while resisting the urge to blog.
That's All Folks!
(Idea 4 and 7 have unfortunately already been made. Keep it up, you have a bright future ahead of you George!)
Madison Vanderberg (Commentary provided by your Friendly Neighbourhood Kimberley)
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