movie ideas?

Sooo I'm one of those people that always go "omg, I have this idea for a movie...blah blah blah," then I write one sentence about it in my moleskine (i'm partial to the whole you-need-a-moleskine to be artsy and-or successful mentality). One of these days I'm actually going to write these movies, but untill then...I will blog about it and revel in my creative nothingness.



one-two line synopses for random ass movies...(spoiler alert: These are VERY cheesy and not to be taken seriously) (aka you take them seriously, but if we don't like them, at least you can say "i told you so")



1. A reclusive and loner girl decides to audition for the traveling circus when she becomes smitten with the lion tamer. (story of my life?)



2. An highschool virgin decides to sell his V-card on Ebay. In his quest to de-flower himself and pursue potential bidders, he is stalked by tranny, is almost assaulted by a department store santa, and reluctantly falls in love with a strange girl. (let's film this one!)



3. Jamie stalks crime scenes so that she can be relocated as a member of the witness protection program. As this neurotic and unstable girl changes cities monthly she completely changes her identity each time too. How long before something (or someone) causes her to stay in one place for good?



4. In the Sci-fi thriller, Meredith's husband died months after their wedding. She decides to clone him and carry the pregnancy. She raises her "husband" as her son but soon falls in love with him again and tries to deal with the taboo and oedipal nature of this relationship.



5. Two chronically single best friends make a bet with one another for who can find a boyfriend first. But the catch is, they can ONLY use online dating services. (ahahah worst movie ever!) (don't lie, you love this idea)



6. Jenny is 35 and has never moved out of her parents home. She is seriously socially demented, afraid of people, and has never had a job but she lusts after the strapping young UPS worker that comes by her house. Because of her newfound "crush" on Lenny the UPS guy, Jenny is determined to move out and get Lenny to fall in love with her. (oh Lenny! Is this the Lenny you've been talking about Madison?)



7. In this screwball dark comedy, 5 best friends from Highschool go on a roadtrip together after graduation. Everything seems like your typical indie film about a roadtrip until one of the friends goes bat-shit-insane and starts killing everyone off.

7. A super lame girl named Maddie needs to finish her Comm paper by tommorow while resisting the urge to blog.





That's All Folks!

(Idea 4 and 7 have unfortunately already been made. Keep it up, you have a bright future ahead of you George!)

Madison Vanderberg (Commentary provided by your Friendly Neighbourhood Kimberley)