Sunday, January 11, 2009

Ed Westwick v. RPatz Revisited, Civilly

This morning I received a melodramatic facebook message from fellow writer M.L. Vanderberg concerning the reception of blogpost #Most comments posted.

Apparently, Madison received quite a bit of hate mail from a few 'girls'? who felt the need to raise the iron fist in defending the two honourable man-actors and their personal lives.

In Madison's defense, however, Edward Westwick and Robert Pattinson had it coming. From the start of their dreamy good looks (i imagine they came into their own around the age of 15-16) women around the globe swooned and drooled over their irresistible glory and British charm. And who doesn't love a man with an accent and a flawless-seeming face/body/mostly face?

I think Madge bit the butt of the cig when she sang ARC's number-one single of '85 "Material Girl". We LOVE diamonds, who doesn't enjoy man jewels? Mancessories?? Mancandy for the eyes and arms???

The luring effect of Pattinson and Westwick has even become heightened in the past four or so months, what with the release of sci-fi teen-romanticle hit (dare-i-say) "Twilight" and the hot topic of highschool lunch breaks "Gossip Girl", number one guide to O-M-G AWH NO YOU DIN'T drama.

Much like the media's craving for the sizzling JoBros and Perez's attention on Victoria Beckham, Yours Trulies at D.P. don't mind if we spill a bit of paint on the carpet from time to time and muddy up the front porch with sexy man comparisons (i like number 7). If anything, they should feel flattered that we think of them so highly as to grace them with an article.

To those who felt flustered by Madison's post: If there was some sort of misconception that D.P. is ALL business...Girls, perhaps you should spend a little less time worrying about our media ramblings and more on this website

Addendum 1/12: Looking back at their comments, I get the feeling that they were hating moreso on the other girls who commented than on the bloggeurs (us) themselves.

"The world is vast. The world is wide. So make like an arachnid"
Quoteth Kimberley this day in January.

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