take me home, country road

You may be feeling deceived, screaming in anger "WHERE HAS JANUARY GONE?"
I too am quite ashamed that we let it slip by. What happened to all those empty promises about the new year being ridiculously awesome, and those fun-filled blogs and the free cookies and cakes?

We made extra cookies from scratch the other week (which was in January): White Buttery Chocolate Chippers, that turned out a bit too cake-y (someone put too much baking soda in the batter). No, no picture. We're not photojournalists here...just...blaagherzz

In this blog, you will read some, but you will also see some. ...commercials. This is my fav airplane safety video:

January, January... in a few sentences, summarizing what we WOULD have written (had Madison taken the time to type up Something. We should all complain about That!)

1. Taylor swift took all the grammys and still looks strange. Perhaps TSwift is no more than another "BRITNEY", manufactured by the music industry. obvi. Yes...yes...be critical of everything young Jo-Bros/T-Swift Lovers. Kimberley, Why didn't you use the word "teenybopper" here in lieu of "lovers"? Why? I absolutely cringe at the word. It's like some mother of 4 in her late 30's created such a word, thinking it was HIP and would catch on...as it has. But NAY! I refuse to subject my blog to the social / literary wants. Just as I refuse to say "HORSEY SAUCE" when I'm at Arby's...which hasn't happened since High School.

2. The Los Angeles rains were deadly. Car crashes. Deaths (probably, we can't verify this). Severe Wounds.... WORMS. 'Nuff said. At least we had "DineLA" to look forward to. Ends this week (in February), so it's kind of a cross-over as to what-we-would-have-written.

3. I gave in and watched LOST-now back and more confusing than ever!... yet another ABC time-sucker. I still don't like watching it because it seems absolutely pointless, cult-like, and at times boring. I want resolves, man! Resolves!!!


5. Looking forward to FEB 14, our annual "let's go out and have us a GIRL'S VALENTINE'S DAY!" featuring myself, Sapna, and (new to our tradition as of last yr) Madison and Mariel! I think we're gonna watch that horrible-looking movie featuring 20+ celebrities and then search the town for some fun. I was asked to write an article on the Upright Citizen's Brigade Feb 14 show, but alas MIDTERMS, so that's another option for the night. Also, shout out to my improv theatre, "The Space". Our team "Token Boy" will be performing at IO West on Vday. And my team Hot Biscuit will have a special show on Saturday!!!

THAT'S IT MAN! Sorry about the lack of imaginative story ideas. Or for 3 & 5 (which technically cheated and didn't have anything to do with January).

To hold you over til the next entry, bc who knows when M. Vandy will finally get of her lazy blogbutt and post, here's PUFFS TISSUE! Bc i've been obsessed with their commercials & little characters for ...forever.


and now for the Tostidos pub, which I'm also in love with:


ENJOY! FEBRUARY! ENJOY!