Madison-made with Kim in the drumline..
One of my favorite pastimes. "Translating" ebonics into a more standard form of English!
(I see you're well versed in "Stuff White People Like")
Original Lyrics:
Shawty wanna thug
Bottles in the club
Shawty wanna hump
You know I like to touch
Ya lovely lady lumps
She She lick me like a lollipop
Translation:
The beautiful woman wants to engage in some compromising situations. (Coug's gonna git sum t'night!)
The club currently is stocked with Alchohol. (Smirnoff Ice to be precise)
The aforementioned female also enjoys sexually immoral acts
I am inclined to approach her
more specifically, her posterior region (and frontal protusions)
Her interactions with me are similar to the way she consumes a candy treat. (you're a natural Eminem)
Madison (wrote a lengthier blog then decided against it) V.
(cue the snare)
No comments:
Post a Comment