This just in! Center Stage 2: Turn It Up comes to the tele in Nov '08. (straight to tele? ahh! wait? I wanted to audition for this :( boo...) That's just two months away! (punch it). Unlike Bring It On: In it to Win, CS2 is something to look forward to. (the newest installment is actually called "Bring it On: Cinco."Just fyi...)
I for one have swooned over Ethan Stiefel in the first movie where we learned that ballet = sex. (obvi) But now he's an aged 35-some (I did the wikimath) and doubt arises as to whether he can still do the splits while consummating (i.e. has he still got the sperm)? Certainly, yes.
Do yourself a favour and rent Center Stage #1. I have my two copies on VHS! Or if you'd prefer, there's a hilarious in-depth synopsis written by a natural Borowitz. Here's to taste:
"To ease Jody's stress, Eva decides that she and Charlie, Erik, and Sergi will take her out. They go to a salsa club where Jody and Charlie dance and flirt while Sergi gets hit on by an old barfly"
"Meanwhile, Jim meets Maureen outside ABA and asks her out. (ulch, I loathed Maureen, remember what a swizzed up bz stick she was? ulch, and like threw up her food on that boat or whatever. And Jim was like super cute. so annoying) She accepts. Jody goes to take a dance class somewhere else in New York, because she is tired of taking criticism for her ballet dancing. (yah, she had perfect turnout, great feet, but didn't fit the archetypal ballet body.)During the Broadway dance class, Cooper comes in to assist/dance. (actually, he kinda "crashed" the class. In the non-movie version of this dance studio, a act like that would be frowned apon. Class etiquette really.) After the class, Cooper convinces Jody to come back to his place for "dessert"*. They drink wine. They have sex. (this was so unbelievable...everyone knows male ballet dancers aren't straight.)"
*My lifelong fantasy is to attend a similar workout led by Cooper Nielson followed by "dessert".
SYNOPSIS HERE
Kimberley
(hey kim remember when we imdb-ed Ethan Stiefel recently and discovered he was super old and living with a man?)
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