manhandling

I thought it would be cool as cuc. to wall-war cheesy pickup lines on Madison's f-book profile. Feel free to add us to your 'friends' list as we both reap benefits of seeming popularity. Now as for manhandling, I absolutely adore a man who can handle his words so eloquently (man-hand-ling) like the dance of a dozen doves driving down dips of doom (or the dive of a dapper dervish, delighting in a daunting dream)

Specifically what I had in mind was the brilliant idea to create rave-friendly lines which one may drop in concurrence with E. For those getting their colourful candy and light-shows ready 'fore the next Monster Massive (we might hit up Hard) be sure to check out said lines on our facebook wall-walls. It's the only place you will find them (on blogue we keep it P & G- for playas n' gangstas. Refer to R for ravers here)

The following are a combination of the cr
ême de la cr
ême, or as I like to call it, the best worst lines I found within the minute.

User Debbie, from one anonymous blog posted this handy advice for "young ladies":

Debbie said...

I advise young ladies to try the following line: "Do you need to borrow a sewing kit? Because you're so ripped." Based on my knowledge of the male psyche, I assume that this will sweep a desirable bachelor off his feet.

This one was a personal favourite: Somebody call Animal Control because I just spotted a fox! (this is my favorite!)

I'll end with one of my own: (it helps if you put on a 'hood accent.(ooo, i love doing this!) if you find yourself marking the checkbox to "stuff white people like" on white men trying to act gangster, perhaps you should consult Madison. word on the row is that she loves these types (what!?!? not true. ?)

"Oo Boy! You so fine, you finer than a Montrachet 1978 bottle of wine" (the perfect man would say such poetry)

If you fit the tee, simply use this line after culturing yourself, please.

Warm Prospects,
Kim "Brr" ley